My life is average.
I’ve spent two weeks wondering when I would finally get back to blogging. Web laziness has been in overdrive since the wedding, and the old 1square space has been seriously neglected.
On a side note, can laziness be in overdrive? I mean, semantically?
You haven’t missed much. I did see a truly mediocre movie (no 1square Seal of Approval for you). God revealed some pretty awesome stuff in ever-so-subtle ways, some of which may end up here if I ever focus on it. I discovered Cornhole.
My life is average, I guess.
Then this validated my existence.
Examples from my day:
Today I was forced to honk at someone. It was a good two seconds later that I realized my horn was continuing to honk. On its own. I solved the problem by punching the horn. I felt like a man. MLIA
Today I made the lady at the Post Office laugh. I’ve used the same joke a hundred times. She’s the first to laugh. I played it cool. MLIA
Today I tried to post a story to MyLifeIsAverage. It claims to be overloaded. I proceeded to to vote on others’ successful submissions because I had nothing better to do. Maybe I’ll make room for mine. MLIA
Looking for something better than average? Check out MyLifeIsG for some serious pick-me-ups.
OK bye.
Tyler
